In today’s LPG environment (Liberalized-Privatized-Globalized),
change is the only thing that is
constant. All organizations deal with change. Here are three
lessons from large corporations collected from internet to help you survive
change.
Lesson-1
A crow was sitting on a tree,
doing nothing all day. A small
rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing all day long?” The crow answered: "Sure, why not.” So,
the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit... and ate
it.
Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing you must be
sitting very, very high up.
Lesson-2
A turkey was chatting with a
bull. "I would love to be able to get
to the top of that tree,"
sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.” Well,
why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and
found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of
the tree. The next day, after eating more dung,
he reached the second branch. Finally
after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he
was spotted by a farmer. Who
promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story is: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it
won't keep you there.
Lesson-3
A little bird was flying south
for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually
thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for
joy. A passing cat heard the bird
singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this
story are:
1. Not
everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not
everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. And
when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
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